[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: TOP: “Sits on floor.” BOTTOM: “Can’t get up.”]
And it sucks to always be the only one sitting in a chair! And if I do sit on the floor then my friends have to help me up which is embarrassing…
This goes for sleeping too…. Sleepovers and camping trips are wonderful until I have to get up off of the floor in the morning…
This issue is made doubly difficult because sitting in a chair requires bent knees, and bent knees really hurt.
I’m all for Batman tape, but I draw the line at using Batman tape to create a Batman bow tie, because then I’d convince myself to call it a “bat tie,” and then people would disown me and it would all be a TREMENDOUS WASTE of $3.99.
I call complete and utter bullshit on the “Super Strength. Super Power.” motto. Batman doesn’t have super strength OR super powers at all! Literally, his entire gimmick is that ANY crazy rich guy could be Batman. This tape’s motto should be “Super Rich. Super Crazy.” to be properly representative.
[Stops talking to parents after years of abuse “But they’re your parents. You owe them your life!”]
I cant even count the number of times people have encouraged me to resubject myself to the abuse I endured at the hands of my parents the first 20 years of my life. I just freed myself from this clusterfuck and you want me to nosedive back in? Gee you really have my best interests at heart. Thanks for assuming I’m simply a disrespectful and ungrateful child instead of a broken person struggling to rebuild after two decades of physical, psychological and emotional abuse.
So apparently I can’t delete fanmail from my inbox? And missing-e is so borked, the font in fanmail messages has reverted to Tumblr’s enormous(ly illegible) default font. This is going to make answering detail dog training questions REALLY fun.
S. Ross Browne
Ummm…I am so VERY into this right now!
But Black people in period or fantasy settings totally makes the stories unreal.
Also holy shit I love these.
You’re over 18
You can’t be abused by your parents anymore!
Ahahahahahah! Yeah, but only because I moved out of the country and refuse to give them my address or phone number! (I also live in constant terror of my family that does live in Canada finding me….) It’s not so easy for everyone else.
Okay, so I’m not sure why but for some reason there are a ton, a TON, of Princess Batman costumes, possibly more than the standard Batgirl costume. They come in 2 different flavors, bumblebee and hot pink. So, I’m just making one big Super Princess Batman compilation post (alternatively Ballerina Batman since those fluffy skirts can be ambiguous).
Don’t ask which Robin that is because I cannot keep track of all the dang Robins at this point… “Stephanie Carrie Graydrake-Waynetodd”
dat second one
this is a good post